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Hurty word/s

Hurty word/s;

of British origin and related to 'offence archaeology'; social media words/phrases picked by entities and held up to the general public with great fanfare, an act which then backfires due to wide public opposition/pushback/indifference. Effectively, such 'hurty words' are not deemed important in the greater public sphere and are seen as a generally time-wasting, childish distraction.

When a pursuing (often state) entity appears to actively seek out and prioritise wording trivialities within the language of social media, while ignoring or failing the much more important or pressing issues in society, effectively seeming to 'sweat the small stuff.'

"Plod looking for hurty words on X instead of catching 6 gazillion mobile phone thieves on e-scooters on the streets."

"They're boycotting So-and-so because So-and-so's grandma said a hurty word fifty years ago."
by Haphazard Squirrel August 24, 2025
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Dirty-Hurty

The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.
"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"
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Butt Hurty

when you sit on a hard chair or hard surface for a long period of time and your butt hurts
After that lecture I had major butt hurty
by ellie-nor May 13, 2017
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Matt hurst

Matt hurst-a bitch nigga who likes dick in the ass and swallows cum
Stop being such a matt hurst g
by FAT_NIGGA69420 November 27, 2019
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Matt Hurst

Matt hurst- he is an absolute retard and likes to gargle cum, he also likes dick in his mouth, ear, asshole, and eyeball.
You homie stop being such a Matt Hurst it’s gay as fuck
by FAT_NIGGA69420 November 27, 2019
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Spencer Hurst

also known as a Based God in Australian towns and has the best taste in music and kino.
James B: Holy shit Spencer Hurst is such a fucking based god, i wish i could be more like him.
Andrew S: yeah i know right Spencer Hurst is my idol
by Circajp September 28, 2020
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The Hurst Rudder

The HurstThe Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.
The Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.
by Not hurst February 5, 2021
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