Homer Moment

This is inspired by the greatest drunk of all time, Homer Simpson. When you realize there is something you have to do cause its in your schedule but don't remember for the life of you where it came from.

A - ooh it says I have to go to Yings with J, I wonder when I put that in there.

J - You drunk bastard. Having another Homer moment?

by Michael Geico September 23, 2010

Homer Sexual

People who are attracted to Homer are called Homer Sexuals.

Marge: "I'm a fucking Homer Sexual"!!!

by wvdrtnsf August 24, 2009

Homer Simpson

The pioneer of spontaneous and stupid humor, known for such amazing buisnesses as Mr. Plow and CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet. Worshiped by many and responsible for happiness the world over.

Homer Simpson is the greatest man alive.

by Bo Diddly August 27, 2004

homer simpson

this guy is THE GREATEST guy ever

mmmmmm... forbidden dohnuts

I am evil homer, I am evil homer

by number 1 haggis by the way March 31, 2005

Homer-sapien

This is the most intelligent creature to ever exsist, it’s origin is from a Fatass Simpson fan, and a giant pink glazed doughnut with rainbow sprinkles

Bro this kid is better than ninja at fortnite kid 2: he’s a homer-sapien

by XxloganPaulerSlayerxX June 9, 2018

Homer Boner

What Homer Simpson gets when he's alone with Marge.

Marge: Oh homie~
Homer: there seems to be an issue. I have a...homer boner

by Mchammer.com March 18, 2020

Sweaty Homer

After a session of passion, putting a donut around your penis for dessert!

The sex was great, and the Sweaty Homer afterward was AMAZING! We had sprinkles.

by ScoJo December 19, 2008