hippocrocakangarillapotamoose

An overly large but scantily clad bikini wearing chick. One who thinks she looks good but in reality looks absurd

"Hey Mike, check out that hippocrocakangarillapotamoose over there."
"Graham, don't look as Gareth will get jealous, you know he likes them fat and ugly"

by NotAFudgePacker June 28, 2017

hippopodomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

The fear of long words

I have hippopodomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

by hammurabiwasalier December 27, 2018

Hippocripple

a hypocrite that was crippled by a hippopotamus

"Whoa, isn't she a hippocripple?"

by TIIKKETMASTER December 15, 2019

Hippocritter

Meaning hypocrite in a silly way

“You’re such a hippocritter! You just told me to stop touching the paintings but you’re doing it now!”

by #imbetter July 8, 2023

hippocrat

One who subscribes to the political philosophy of hippocracy, or rule by horses. Usually also an actual horse. (See: Gulliver's Travels)

"Hey?!" Hay is for hippocrats.

by Looseleaf March 4, 2010

Hippopotomass

Noun; Used to describe an extremely large butt.

Hip-po-pot-um-ass

One who was blessed or cursed with a rotund rear, that resembles the girth of the posterior of the amphibious creature hippopotamus.

"Hello sir, are you aware your wife was blessed with a hippopotomass?"

"Yes, I married her for that reason alone, a large fine bootious-maximus is highly desirable. Thank you for your observation."

"Good day."

by MixMastaK October 30, 2009

Twat Hippopotamus

An abnormally overused pussy . So loose that dicks get lost in that jungle .

Brian: That bitch was so loose that I got no pleasure . It felt like I was sticking my dick in some nasty jello .
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o

by SuckThePussy October 31, 2011