hankism

Usually something somebody named hank would say that make little to no sense.

Burrito shell instead of tortilla.

Rap band.

Diluted water.

What are you from Maine or something with that hankism?

by csevengo May 21, 2020

Hiking

1. Where you say you're hiking, but in reality, it's way too hot to do so, and so you don't actually go hiking
2. smoking crack in the woods

The gang went hiking

by Chadsworth fitzgerald June 1, 2021

e-Hiking

To follow a hiking trail online via google earth with "Panoramio Photos" checked so you can view actual pictures taken by random people who's actually been to and hiked the trail.

To follow a hiking trail online via google earth with "Panoramio Photos" checked so you can view actual pictures taken by random people who's actually been to and hiked the trail.
It was during my final day of e-Hiking PCT from Mexico to Oregon that I realized that I might never actually hike this trail.

by mikey deez nutz December 18, 2014

Anti-Danky Hankie

The fabric softener sheet used to mask the scent of real skunky marijuana. Primarily used by young teenagers scared by the possibility of their stash being smelt out and found from parents, teachers etc.

"How do you manage to carry an ounce of weed and not get sniffed out?"

"I use an anti-danky hankie"

by chrisco895 March 21, 2016

Hinkelman

One who posseses a staggering level of sexiness, hotness, n in some serious cases makes woman want to rip his clothes off n do innapropriate things in public with the "hinkelman". Usually of many mixed races,(one race culdnt make all that sexiness), making him amazing at all sports n activities, a huge private area, n an outstanding fighter

I wish i was a hinkelman

by fickidyfickstermascher October 27, 2008

Hanking

When you adamantly tell your friends that you will order a dog cage at the Trump International Hotel & Tower Chicago to put your girlfriend in and weeks go by but you definitely didn't put your girl in a dog cage.

To make extravagant promises to your boys in the group thread and then not follow through at all.

Henry was straight hanking us the whole time. That dude was never going to do that. Such a fake blam

by DJUnion March 20, 2019

hiking the Appalachian

A euphemism for having sexual relations.

"So, how did your date go last night? You hike the Appalachian?" or "I'm sorry, the Governor is not available. He's out hiking the Appalachian."

by Call Me Mr. Gee June 24, 2009