Hermit Crabbing

v. The act of "hermit crabbing" is a uniquely human behavior most commonly found in sleep away sports camps, where , typically after a night of dorm-partying and lame pranks, an athlete(s) proceed the next morning to do as the hermit crabs do: cocoon themselves within a shell of their bedsheets or sleeping bags and sleep through any early morning games that may have been inconveniently scheduled. Cereal hermit crabbers tend to have poor standing with coaches.

Athlete A at 2:00 a.m. : bro I'm boutta be tired as balls tomorrow dude, are you trynna hermit crab with me?

Athletes B: tots my goats brotha, not feeling this 8 a.m. game, screw coach he's a fag anyways

Athlete C: yo man where is Spencer?
Athlete D: the word on the street is he's hermit crabbing
Athlete C: the tricksty trickster strikes again

by The Tricksty Trickster September 3, 2013

Hermit's Mom

A white woman who sleeps with black gentlemen

Hermit's Mom loves Tyrone

by Tony the Garboon May 11, 2021

Hermit hoe

A hoe who uses men the way a hermit crab uses a shell. When she grows out of one, she's on to the next.

Stacey has been through 27 boyfriends in the last five months. Stacey is a hermit hoe.

by Turtletot February 6, 2018

hermit tech

Modern technology (more specifically home computers and smart devices, audio/video chatting services, messaging services, and remote desktop apps) that allows someone to work in almost complete isolation - mostly in one's own home.

Well I guess I've been preparing for a quarantine for awhile now. With all of my hermit tech, I haven't set foot in an office for YEARS! My coworkers know I'm an email or phone call away, they just don't know exactly where I'm at - and they probably don't need to.

by Steve J March 14, 2020

Pussy Hermit

A man who tries to fit his entire body inside a pussy and hide there for the rest of his life

Yo, I heard Noah is a pussy hermit

by Lightningmcqueef February 10, 2019

Desk Hermit

Someone who in a public place, usually a school, sits on the side of the desk and absolutely refuses to leave even if forced. Usually male.

Oh great there's a desk hermit on the side of my desk again. Taking my god damn space. I've got no elbow room anymore... arrggghhhh. GOD DAMN YOU DESK HERMIT!

by HappyDays2126 November 25, 2010

Hermit-Crabbing

Hermit-crabbing the pre-stage to prairie dogging.

"Dude I was showering this morning and my hermit-crabbing almost went full prairie dogging."

by CornBlake September 18, 2017