lead singer of the band 5 seconds of summer, very tall man, about 6'4, beautiful voice (refer to wfttwtaf), beautiful face and can probably be found yelling at one of his band mates
someone: have you heard of that Luke Hemmings kid? I heard he's got a new album out
me: I FUCKING LOVE LUKE HEMMINGS!!!
me: I FUCKING LOVE LUKE HEMMINGS!!!
by vaporlive September 09, 2021
Me: dang, you see all them blue lights down there?
You: Yeàh they got somebody hemmed-up around the corner too.
You: Yeàh they got somebody hemmed-up around the corner too.
by itsreallyraebae May 30, 2025
The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.
Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.
Chad: Bro...
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.
Chad: Bro...
by Hokken January 22, 2024
Ballin Dad: Why do anything for hem.
Wouldn’t listen fob shit so I’m goastin.
Slut Mom: But their chrildren and innocence will be damaged by your language.
Ballin Dad: Ill shoot you 200$ on the 1st monthly, duces!
G: I don’t speak of hem.
g: They broke huh?
Wouldn’t listen fob shit so I’m goastin.
Slut Mom: But their chrildren and innocence will be damaged by your language.
Ballin Dad: Ill shoot you 200$ on the 1st monthly, duces!
G: I don’t speak of hem.
g: They broke huh?
by Kaiknowsya October 30, 2018
Hem is a very nervous guy. His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. Hem does not have social antennas. Hem is a very good dancer. Hem is also the definition of an ugly hypebeast who wears ugly hype clothes. Hem is also the guy that always brings rests from yesterdays dinner.
by momobates October 10, 2018
by Steve op November 23, 2021
Q-How’s the new guy joined today?
A- He is so smart and good at catching things. He can be the Hem(Gold) for the boss.
Q- How’s the weather today?
A- It’s cold as Hem.
A- He is so smart and good at catching things. He can be the Hem(Gold) for the boss.
Q- How’s the weather today?
A- It’s cold as Hem.
by Spiral_ape. November 24, 2021