HELP FEED THE TROLL

A popular online blog that archives and shares the funniest trolling attempts on the internet for your entertainment.

Holy shit, I can't believe I actually convinced that dude to commit suicide on omegle! Better submit this shit to HELP FEED THE TROLL.

by kwondike April 4, 2010

Helaena

Helaena is a girl you see in the hall who has silky black hair hair and only dyes it black. She is intimidating and emo. Helaena loves sending memes to her friends. She has an amazing taste in music and loves her friends. She likes taking mirror selfies not showing her gorgeous face, so she doesn't make other girls jealous. She tends to like's scary movies and loves slurpie's. She doesn’t like corn chips at all. She loves a coffee shake or a White chocolate frap or caramel frap. She doesn’t want to ever really celebrate her birthday. She minds her own damn business. Helaena is honest and will tell it how it is, that’s why she super cool. She doesn’t like when people spell her name wrong! or pronounces it! She is typically a Gemini. Helaena's typical phrases she uses is "its calm." or "that not it." She is a cool bean, so go and say hello to a Helaena near you!

Example 1
Piper: have you seen her?

Noelle: Oh Helaena yeah she’s over there being cool af.

Alec: Dang I wish I was as cool as Helaena.

Example 2
Guy who has not a chance getting Helaena

Woah you look gorgeous!

Helaena “Thats not it".

by It’s that person June 25, 2018

trash heap

Someone who stays out all night drinking and/or doing drugs and is a complete and total mess the next day.

Yo I got wasted last night, then did a 40 bag of yeyo. ppppffttt, I am a totally trash heap right now.

by Thomas V May 9, 2006

Kids Help Phone

A Canadian counseling and referral hotline for youth between ages 5 and 20. It is free, anonymous and confidential (when you call, the number won't show up on most land line phone bills), open 24/7, and staffed by professional counselors who will listen to you in a non-judgmental way and offer insight into your situation. Kids Help Phone counselors are trained to respond to all types of questions and concerns, from body image to friendships, from suicide to bullying, and many, many more in between.

Youth living in Canada can call anytime (1-800-668-6868) or post a message on the Kids Help Phone Website (www.kidshelpphone.ca).

Kids Help Phone also offers a community service program called Kids Help Phone Student Ambassadors, where youth are trained in leadership, public speaking and fund raising.

Whatever the problem, you can call Kids Help Phone at 1-800-668-6868. Go ahead and talk, the counselors can only help you!

Please don't prank Kids Help Phone. Children in crisis situations are in desperate need of a listening ear and the counselors want to help them as fast as possible.

by KHP SA May 16, 2009

hired help

An escort or prostitute. Usually a higher class escort.Common usage: an escort specifically hired by a couple for a threeesome.

Damn, I saw that hired help Javon and Kristi got and she was frigging unbelieveable.

by pheebee August 22, 2008

help your uncle jack off a horse

A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"

Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!

by TehEndieMC December 14, 2014

helpdesk

We fix the things all the stupid fools with computers break

I don't understand how to operate my computer yet want it to do things that are impossible with the software I'm using. I know! I'll call the Helpdesk and make them do it for me!

by Katt October 24, 2003