Hector da Molester

One who has major blue balls and thinks repeatedly about molesting anything he can get his hands on (excluding kids you sickos)including goats and himself with desperate attempts at trying the stranger. Other than the sexual starvation, he is a very fun, caring, once in a lifetime 'sappy' nucca who can't see love when it stares him in the face.

I loveeee my bud Hector da Molester even if he eats curry and screws goats.

by truey January 21, 2009

Hector Anus

heck-tore a-nuss
-Noun

An anus that has experienced more than a cock or two or three or four...at the same time. A "hector anus" is what happens after your asshole has been stretched by something the size of a basketball.

Patient: Doc, I can't tell if I am shitting or not! Poop just falls on the floor!
Doctor: Well, OMFG no wonder! Your asshole is the size of a hector! Your sphincter muscle has been damaged beyond repair! Prognosis not good, you have Hector Anus!

by beerpoots January 27, 2009

Hector Marin

A fat Mexican who is a benchwarmer in baseball and nicknamed SUPER TORTA

Alex: Man look at that torta over there.

Chris: Is that hector Marin

Alex: yeah, it is hector

by Alex Sandoval May 1, 2010

hectoring off

Slacking off, usually done by a hector but it is possible to be done by others.

Guy 1: Yo you see that dude there?
Guy 2: Yeah bro he is totally hectoring off right now.

by Lil' Wang June 26, 2017

hector luera

Certified Hot Boi 🔥

Get you a Hector Luera

by Shhs🌞 April 19, 2018

Hector Zeroni

The absolute value of zero

Brad: hey man what’d you get for question 69 on that math test?
Antonio: Hector Zeroni.

by The_grater_cheese May 9, 2019

Hector

A man who is written in my life and is always willing to be my home.

Adina and Hector are written to love one another by the hands of Allah.

by Kissincutie January 29, 2020