heaven

1.) a state of unlimited pleasure and fulfillment for those who accept God's offer of eternal life.

2.) endless oral sex w/ Kylie Minogue

i hope when i go to heaven, it's really heaven, if you know what i mean.

by oddkin May 03, 2005

heaven

Graffiti: The large signs that span across highways, generally green.

I hit that heaven over I-85 last night.

by Big Sate Dogg April 13, 2005

Heaven

Heaven - A place that was made up by Christian's to make sure people would do what they want. Basically it's a total lie.
Same as

Bullshit
Lies
Glenn Beck

Atheist : Heaven has no proof and is a lie.
Christian : Heave is totally true! You're just an idiot!

Atheist : You're a bigot.
Christian : No!

by AtheistChristianman November 23, 2009

heaven

Eating loads of Chocolate
Just looking at pictures of your celeb crush

1.Mmmmmm...Heaven

2. OMG He's Sexy

by Chocolate is heaven January 28, 2008

heaven

A spiritual realm known by many religious followers as God's promise for eternal life after death. Though initially appealing to procrastinators, heaven is actually a terrifying concept upon careful consideration. Luckily, the existence of such a place seems extremely unlikely when modern scientific knowledge is considered.

Imagine living ETERNALLY in a place governed by an ultra-conservative omnipotent being. If you think church is boring, imagine heaven...

by mr.skeptic521 July 11, 2008

Heaven

One word, sushi

No need for a sentence, while consuming sushi, this word will come to your mind, and heaven will be an enternal part of your universal being.

by Anamethatisnotmine March 25, 2018

Heaven

An amazing friend who is also kind of a butt head. She will get in your nerves constantly but she will always be there for you. She is one of the best friends you cane ever have. So don't loose her.

"Bro what's her name?"
"Her names Heaven"

"Oh cool"

by Justagirlanonexistentgirl November 13, 2018