Girl 1:why do you seem so grumpy today girl 2?
Girl 2:last night I did the headphone jack hack gone wrong..
Girl 1:I am so sorry that happened *starts aggressively making out with girl 2*
Girl 2:last night I did the headphone jack hack gone wrong..
Girl 1:I am so sorry that happened *starts aggressively making out with girl 2*
by Sexy hot gorilla July 10, 2021

Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard
by one_sexy_mother_fucker_69 January 27, 2019

One of the better Bluetooth headphones on the market at the moment especially for their price, have better anc than even the AirPods Max (I swear), aux in and up to 60 hours of battery life, 35 hours with anc on.
the nothing headphones (1) are better than the AirPods Max, sony wh 1000 xm6s and whatever other flagship Bluetooth headphones that are around.
by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung August 29, 2025

person1: What do most people wear to listen to music privately?
person2: Headphones.
person1: Wrong! It's "Pile o' Junk"!
person2: Headphones.
person1: Wrong! It's "Pile o' Junk"!
by koksukcer July 21, 2019

by Annonomas100000000 November 30, 2021

When you're listening to music and you realize how cool it would be if you put the cord to your headphones across your forehead and make a Headphone Headband.
by Echostar November 14, 2011

The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre
by Iknowwhatyouthink March 9, 2021
