haunting hour

The hour in which some believe all goblins, ghosts, etc. come out and roam the earth.

“Is it 3:00? I think it’s the haunting hour!”

by alliedog05 May 1, 2018

haunted toast

A very charming yet scary piece of Toast, it flies around your room at night and scowls at you while you make Toast. It'll also: bumLURK: at you while you're in the shower or on the can.

This Haunted toast Won't stop watching me poop.

by Surviving June 24, 2017

Haunted anus

Something that is unspeakably odious and objectionable, doubly terrible.

"Oh crumbs, did you see his presentation? It was a haunted anus from start to finish

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020

most haunted

Cool tv show where a team of investigators visit the most haunted places in Britain and stay there all night to find ghosts and hopefully catch something on camera, which they have done on many occasions, it is impossible to be a sceptic after watching this show!

Yay Most Haunted is on tonight!

by mosthaunted#1fan February 23, 2004

Facebook haunting

The opposite of Facebook stalking.

'Facebook haunting' is where someone you hate keeps appearing on your friends pages, posts comments on their statuses, and just basically is always visible.

"That dickhead Tristan keeps Facebook haunting me!!!"

by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010

YOUNG HAUNT

An emo ass artist that make songs talking about fighting demons/thoughts/depression etc.

Fanboi 1: "Did you hear that new song that YOUNG HAUNT dropped?"
Fanboi 2: "Hell yeah man that shit was so depressing"

by YOUNG HAUNT January 28, 2019

Haunted Dutchman

Using your dead wife's hand to give yourself a Dutch Rudder

"I came home and found my wife dead on the floor, so I went for the Haunted Dutchman to get one last nut before I called the cops."

by rachaelk28 July 30, 2015