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Stephen Hastings

A slightly less-common word for "Incredibly hot babe who also happens to be hot and chill. He wears the slickest clothes and eats at the chillest restaurants. He is friends with the hottest dudes. Imagine being anything other than a Stephen Hastings in 2018 LUL."

It is a less-common variant of the above, but still widely used in general speech.
That beaver is an absolute Stephen Hastings. Look at it roar.
by kitLUL May 4, 2018
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Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.
Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.
by MOOSELUMS December 4, 2021
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Hast

The handpuppet lord of the hidden world and figure of worship within the hastinian religion formed 2013 in northern sweden
The Hast shall claim thee all, have you seen the Hast and his unlimited power
by HastMessiah October 9, 2025
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Hastings

Hastings is a psychic spy
by Ichigobossu June 21, 2025
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Hastings School

The worst school in existence, a teacher made an entire year group do an exam, she would always say that she is correcting the exam, this happened 1 year ago, legend has it that she is still correcting
Hasting school is a wast of your money, id rather ruck on a gorillas cock than work here, Hastings school
by Multiple penis man September 10, 2020
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Going Full Hastings

A definite period of excessive drinking, gambling and general degenerate behavior.
Tristan is going full hastings this weekend
by hertoxicbf May 5, 2023
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Hastings kick

The act of kicking the shoes of an unresponsive stranger passed out on the street – who may be overdosing – to nudge them awake to check if they are still breathing or need medical attention. Named after the notorious East Hastings street in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside where the minimally invasive maneuver is done by first responders and concerned bystanders when they suspect a person might be dying from a drug overdose.
He was lying unconscious in the middle of the sidewalk and not responding when talked to, so I gave him the Hastings kick to see if I needed to call 911.
by Kelsey H. June 14, 2024
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