Squat Hastings

There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.
SQUAAAAAAAT!!

Squat Hastings just banged my mom
And she liked it!
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Hastings School

The worst school in existence, a teacher made an entire year group do an exam, she would always say that she is correcting the exam, this happened 1 year ago, legend has it that she is still correcting
Hasting school is a wast of your money, id rather ruck on a gorillas cock than work here, Hastings school
by Multiple penis man September 10, 2020
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Hastings Middle School

Hell on earth. If the devil decided to ask you out on a date this is the right place to take him. Home of the nilist coomer gang. The teachers are all stuck up rich white boomers, except for a pretty nice dude who teaches music. Kids from everywhere know that if you go here you WILL get offered a juul at least 10 times a day. Principal is an dillweed and it sucks here. Also don’t but the mozzarella sticks I heard they are poisonous.
Death (noun) any middle school relating to Hastings middle school or anything of the sort.
by Scooter gang October 10, 2020
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Hastings kick

The act of kicking the shoes of an unresponsive stranger passed out on the street – who may be overdosing – to nudge them awake to check if they are still breathing or need medical attention. Named after the notorious East Hastings street in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside where the minimally invasive maneuver is done by first responders and concerned bystanders when they suspect a person might be dying from a drug overdose.
He was lying unconscious in the middle of the sidewalk and not responding when talked to, so I gave him the Hastings kick to see if I needed to call 911.
by Kelsey H. June 14, 2024
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Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.
Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.
by MOOSELUMS December 05, 2021
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Hastings

Hastings is the second name of absolute legend Edward Hastings from the iconic drama Line of Duty.
Officer: "So your name is Edward Harding?"
Hasings: "No it's HASTINGS, LIKE THE BATTLE"
by soundslikeayouproblemxoxo September 08, 2020
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hastings girls high school

The place that gay kids are made. A queer factory if you will.
"Do you go to Hastings girls high school?"
"Nah man, I don't swing that way"
"Of course you do! You're either gay or you're lying "
by Tastethelezbo April 06, 2016
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