1. To be on the verge of taking a bite of a hamburger or sandwich, only to have it fall apart out of your hands. Often when a sandwich has been hasselhoffed, alcohol was a factor.
-The shirtless celebrity was so plowed he hasselhoffed his Wendy's hamburger all over.
-He stared in disbelief at his meal hasselhoffed across the floor.
-He scrounged through the hasselhoffed sandwich, searching for anything worth keeping.
-He stared in disbelief at his meal hasselhoffed across the floor.
-He scrounged through the hasselhoffed sandwich, searching for anything worth keeping.
by Hasselhoff Sandwich December 9, 2008
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Get the Hasselhoffed mug.by Ashley Smashley October 5, 2010
Get the Hasselhoff mug.The act of lying down while consuming food, particularly in a reckless or indulgent manner, inspired by the infamous viral video of David Hasselhoff drunkenly eating a hamburger while sprawled on the floor.
After a night out I really needed some
tacos. After getting my order I went straight to bed and ended up Hasselhoffing all of the tacos.
tacos. After getting my order I went straight to bed and ended up Hasselhoffing all of the tacos.
by Derpyderp1980 January 11, 2026
Get the Hasselhoffing mug.A well-known actor from the '80's who was prominent at the time, but then mysteriously disappeared off the Hollywood scene, and we haven't heard a word from him since.
Perhaps the movie-fans "hassled the Hoffa" too much, and so that's why David Hasselhoffa vanished without a trace; maybe he just wanted to be let alone.
by QuacksO September 7, 2018
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"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."
by wyllielee August 13, 2021
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