Hasselhoffed

1. To be on the verge of taking a bite of a hamburger or sandwich, only to have it fall apart out of your hands. Often when a sandwich has been hasselhoffed, alcohol was a factor.

-The shirtless celebrity was so plowed he hasselhoffed his Wendy's hamburger all over.

-He stared in disbelief at his meal hasselhoffed across the floor.

-He scrounged through the hasselhoffed sandwich, searching for anything worth keeping.

by Hasselhoff Sandwich December 9, 2008

Hasselhoffed

To save or help some one. To come to someone's rescue

Mary: My car stalled last night but James hasselhoffed.

by DeezNauts June 16, 2016

Hasselhoff

To eat or be eaten in a very messy way in the (bathroom) floor.

Man, don't go in there! I just saw Pam getting Hasselhoffed by some random guy in a sombrero.

by Ashley Smashley October 5, 2010

Hasselhoffing

The act of lying down while consuming food, particularly in a reckless or indulgent manner, inspired by the infamous viral video of David Hasselhoff drunkenly eating a hamburger while sprawled on the floor.

After a night out I really needed some

tacos. After getting my order I went straight to bed and ended up Hasselhoffing all of the tacos.

by Derpyderp1980 January 11, 2026

David Hasselhoffa

A well-known actor from the '80's who was prominent at the time, but then mysteriously disappeared off the Hollywood scene, and we haven't heard a word from him since.

Perhaps the movie-fans "hassled the Hoffa" too much, and so that's why David Hasselhoffa vanished without a trace; maybe he just wanted to be let alone.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018

David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.

"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."

by wyllielee August 13, 2021