The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!

"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.

by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023

Happy Mealing

When someone claims an order that's not theirs, thus finessing a free meal.

Starbucks worker: Melissa? Strawberry frap for Melissa!
Not Melissa: Yes, thanks. *takes drink*
Melissa: fuck did I just get happy mealed? Is this bitch happy mealing at Starbucks?

by Anarchistslookbook August 22, 2017

Happy meal house

A standard looking house that gives a subpar house normally bought by a family of modest means

That house is a 3/1 with no dining room, definitely a happy meal house

by tyrooo123 March 3, 2023

Utah Happy Meal

The act of defecating in a toolbox. Usually as a form of revenge or to cause a problem.

My friend and I snuck into a construction zone and did an Utah Happy Meal in a workers toolbox.

by Utahs_Ronald_McDonald September 19, 2023

Happy Meal

Quick, mediocre sex given as a throwaway. When you’re not into the sex but you give it to your partner anyway.

I wasn’t really feeling her, but I gave her a happy meal since she showed up, ha

by MilliGuy November 26, 2020

eat the happy meal

to swallow sperm

I told that bitch to eat the happy meal.

by illuminutteh September 15, 2017

Happy Meal

any combination of three (3) intoxicating legal/illegal drugs wherein the MAIN one used is considered like the HAMBURGER, the secondary one is considered like the side fries, and the 3rd is a BEVERAGE.

So, if while taking vicoden, you also smoke some marijuana, and ALSO are drinking a beer or rum & coke, YOU ARE ENJOYING A HAPPY MEAL!

Terri called Connie and asked if she wanted to go out and party. They both agreed and said, "OMG, YES! IM HAVING A SHITTY DAY! LETS DO A HAPPY MEAL!"

by Misty Barr June 22, 2018