swamp ass handshake

Wiping your sweaty swamp ass and shaking the unknowing person 's hand.

I don't like that person, I just gave them a "swamp ass handshake." Look they can't figure out what that smell is on their hand.

by Boushea (BB) March 13, 2020

Holly Handshake

To give someone a casual handjob.

Can be used as a greeting, or a goodbye. Could also be substituted for a kiss.

Also, is a trademark of a someone...you know who you are!!

Any Random Guy At All: Oh, Hey there!

Holly: Hey there, let's fuck!

**holly handshake**

by NateDawg! February 27, 2008

Scottish handshake

A swig of hard liquor straight from the bottle, preferably before midday.

Mate, pass us the old Scottish handshake, I'm melting

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

Spunk Handshake

When you either knowingly or accidentally shake someones hand with a stringy glob of spunk (sperm) attached to your hand.

The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.

Pokey was spun out on cheap bath tub crank and furiously beat off into an oven mitt. He thought he got all of the jizz wiped up when he was done, but a little was left over on his hand.

Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.

by Jrubadub December 29, 2010

Hanoch

The Hebrew name of Methuselah's father. Hanoch, which means "source of enlightenment", "learning", "wisdom", "dedicated", "devoted", "initiating" and "sexier than a human ever ought to be." It is a variant of Enoch, Chanoch, etc. The grandson of Abraham.

Holy mackerel, Andy, there goes Hanoch, the wisest and sexiest dude in human history! Whoopty-wah! Ain't he the man!

by Carlos P. Murnglide October 20, 2008

boston handshake

When a man cups a womans breast, gently moving it up and down similar to a handshake

Clinton reached through the crowded bar and gave Emily a Boston handshake. "Pleased to meet ya!"

by 619 Special Case January 21, 2011

Teesside Handshake

Headbutting someone in the nose upon meeting them.

He didn't like the look on his face, so he gave him a Teesside handshake when he came closer.

by SmoggieSmoggie January 2, 2009