zimbabwe hand grenade

Smashing a closed beer bottle on the ground and yelling FIRE!!!
Jeff got thrown out of the bar last night for throwing several zimbabwe hand grenades.
by ToolHandle December 04, 2017
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babies and hand grenades

Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here
by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017
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Floridian Hand Grenade

The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.
Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.

Man 2: He WHAT?
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Lemon Hand Grenade

A lemon hand grenade is a lemon, which someone cuts the top off of, hollows out, and then ejaculates into, and then re-seals. After the re-sealing of the cum filled lemon, you shove it halfway in a woman's vagina or asshole, and then punch the rest in, resulting in the lemon exploding inside of the woman.
"I just emptied half my fruit bowl trying to give my girl a Lemon Hand Grenade!"
by TuffDealer420 June 16, 2025
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hand grenade water

an extremely small bottle of water of about 8 fluid ounces that resembles that of a hand grenade.
I wonder what will be served at this event. The invitation said that there would be light refreshments.”

“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”
by Sweet_D March 29, 2023
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Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.
Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.
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Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.
John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
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