december hamlet

a tall brown skin big booty girl who usually doesn't like to be the topic of discussion. she has many friends but never lets anyone get too close. her nonchalant ways attract many boys and she can be very indecisive. she is funny and outgoing but also very shy. her best friend is usually the opposite of her but their differences are what keep them around each other!

dang girl! your name must be December Hamlet

have y'all seen the new girl? she's such a December Hamlet

by Kuwalabear97 January 22, 2014

Butter Hamlet

The female equivalent of a red rocket.

She's humping my leg so hard I can feel her butter Hamlet.

by Snorchamo July 19, 2018

grace hamlet

Basic white girl. Loves Jesus but also loves sexy time. Durf queen. Will probably play you. Thinks the sun and moon are the same thing. Sugar boobs. Has a hickey somewhere on her body at all times. Looking for a husband but can’t stop hoeing around. Gets offended when someone talks about her tits but she loves to show them off.

Damn Grace Hamlet has some tits

by chaws69tiller69 July 11, 2019

Cameron Hamley

A huge hoe that tries too hard. She wants everyones dick and thinks every boy likes her, they dont. Not a fun person to be around, all she does is talk about her own self and her own problems.

person: ew why is that in my house?
other person: who cameron hamley
person: EWWWWW GET OUT ATTENTION WHORE

by Dickle Little January 19, 2020

Nancy Hamlen

She is a one of a kind girl who always thinks of what will be good for everyone. She may hide secrets but she did it for the sake of others. She is someone who wouldn't forget you even when you haven't met for awhile. She is kind, sweet and she is very good at analyzing situations and looking for solutions. You will fall in love with this girl. She is just amazing. And she could give you the whole world.

YZ: "That's my girl."
BB:"I am proud to be Nancy Hamlen's bestfriend."
JB:"Me too."

by BBJYXJS June 7, 2021

Holiday Hamlet

An illness where one is in state of being like Hamlet around Christmas time. Common symptoms of Holiday Hamlet include going insane, accidentally killing an old guy with a cane, or killing your uncle aka father. One easy way to spot someone with a case of Holiday Hamlet is if they are incessantly spouting the "To be or not to be" monologue

"To be or not to be" said Chloe.
Tanir responded to her, "You must have Holiday Hamlet! Quick, we need to go to the hospital."

by Gummy Worm Enthusiast December 10, 2021

Fanny Hamlett

Fat, stagnant, fraudulent creature who has the “highest footballing IQ” in the north west when they’re really a bum ass mf. The person at 5 a side who doesn’t move but whinges at you for not making a run.

“Stop being a fanny hamlett”

by Shabbalicious April 9, 2023