hootchies

A fun and confident female that enjoys being sexy and having fun but has limits. Also can be used as an enduring term for girlfriends.

I'm going out with some of my hootchies this weekend.

by Molly Weddle July 29, 2008

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

its my bible.the most genious thing ever written, it pokes fun at humans, their emotions and how they go about life. one of the only humans to actually feature in it is arthur dent, a typical englishman who happened to be good friends with another life form, only finding this out a few minutes before the earth is demolished to create a hyper-space bypass.
after leaving earth, just in time for this to happen, him and his alien friend, ford prefect, set off on an adventure arthur cannot ever quite get the hang of.
the 5 books get surrealer every minute, making the planet earth seem more and more insignificant.
it ponders over life, the universe and everything and even comes up with the most genious answer to everything.
the book also introduces us to one of the best characters in existance, marvin the paranoid android, a robot with the emotions of real people which is usually depression thus creating a depressive robot, coming up with some of the best lines ever written:

"LIFE...........DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT LIFE!!!"
"brain the size of a planet, and here i am, parking cars"

by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004

Hitchcock

When someone you fancy spends the whole night out with you, but then at closing time jumps in a taxi with someone else.

She was a total bitch... I put in all the hard graft and then she totally hitchcocked me!

by witte_app February 20, 2011

Hitchhiker Fart

An odor from an intense flatulent which follows the flatulator as they move.

"Dude that motha fucka farted back there but he still stinks up here"... "Yeah man, that was some hitchhiker fart shit".

by jon bausch September 12, 2005

Hotch Honey

Fans of the character of Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner on the CBS show "Criminal Minds." The group was inadvertantly named by Thomas Gibson in a tweet. Extremely vocal, especially in their love for Hotch, their hatred of the H/P ship and other Criminal Minds related matters.

The Hotch Honeys went wild when Hotch had his Hotchalanache during "Exit Wounds."

by HHLC July 19, 2010

hootch

A poorly designed alcoholic beverage made with pitiful equipment, inappropriate ingredients, and suspect sanitation. Always homemade, although some fruit-flavored beers are almost bad enough to qualify.

Dude 1: "That fizzling pot contains the next batch o' hootch"
Dude 2: "Shouldn't you put a lid on that stuff?"

by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010

Bitch Hitch

The Best friend who tags along with her friend and her boyfriend. The female form of cock blocking.

If you and you boyfriend are going, I don't want to bitch hitch.

Sally keeps bitch hitching every time we go to have sex.

by TallonWarrior September 1, 2007