The Hitchhiker

Thoughts in time and out of season

The Hitchhiker

Stood by the side of the road

And leveled his thumb

In the calm calculus of reason

Hi. how you doin'? I just got back into town L.A.

I was out on the desert for awhile

Yeah. in the middle of it

Right

Hey, listen, man, I really got a problem

When I was out on the desert, ya know

I don't know how to tell you

But, uh, I killed somebody

(No?)
It's no big deal, ya know

I don't think anybody will find out about it, but
Just, ah

This guy gave me a ride, and ah
Started giving me a lot of trouble

And I just couldn't take it, ya know

And I wasted him

Yeah

The Hitchhiker

by Death Menace May 02, 2023

Hitchhike

The act of vaginal stimulation with ones thumb, as if to say, "Hey, can i get a ride?"
Pretty good technique really: it's the real reason we have opposable thumbs.

I hitchhiked dat pussy, and it was game on.

by LazyRooster March 08, 2024

bloody hitchhiker

It’s when a menstrating woman lays on her side with one leg in the air during sex. Her kneeing partner strattles her lower leg, her upper leg resting on his shoulder, and his thumb in her anus. For the more advanced man he will also rub her bloody clit.

That girl ruined my sheets after asking me to perform the bloody hitchhiker.

by BloodyGinger February 23, 2018

hitchhiker hug

When you're in the back seat of a vehicle and reach around the front seat to hug the person up front and are only able to hug them around the neck.

A drunk friend gave me a hitchhiker hug from the backseat when I dropped him off at home. I thought I was being strangled.

by SJC1989 March 08, 2016

hitchhike in the rain

When someone sticks their thumb up your butt while you're giving them a golden shower.

My girl asked me to hitchhike in the rain, but I'd already pissed a few minutes prior.

by Familyreunion+1 July 10, 2017

fancy hitchhiker

Sticking your thumb in someone's butt and wiggling it around.

He screamed with pleasure as I gave him a fancy hitchhiker.

by Silverlining March 08, 2015

Penis hitchhiker

Also know as a PH A women who goes guy after guy getting railed

Man 1: did you hear about Emily? Man 2: no what happened. Man 1: she banged the whole football team man 2: she is such a penis hitchhiker

by Gayblackmidgetfurryclownautist September 23, 2023