Luke Hemmings

lead singer of the band 5 seconds of summer, very tall man, about 6'4, beautiful voice (refer to wfttwtaf), beautiful face and can probably be found yelling at one of his band mates
someone: have you heard of that Luke Hemmings kid? I heard he's got a new album out
me: I FUCKING LOVE LUKE HEMMINGS!!!
by vaporlive September 09, 2021
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hem and two

person1: Whos Hem and Two?
person2: WOAH. Real ones know :(
by hemandtwobitch December 19, 2020
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hem of a garment

A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"
A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"
by Nap bonaparte December 28, 2016
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Hemmed-Up

The act of being held up by the police.
Me: dang, you see all them blue lights down there?

You: Yeàh they got somebody hemmed-up around the corner too.
by itsreallyraebae May 30, 2025
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Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.
Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...
by Hokken January 22, 2024
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Ducky Hem

When your friends autocorrect is so dumb you can’t even understand their sentence.
Omg! That’s a ducky hem right there.

lol addie you ducky hemmed so hard.
by Ducky4hem June 05, 2022
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Ducky Hem

remember when i ducky hemmed ur mom

omg that’s so ducky hem

brah brah ducky hem
by Ducky4hem June 05, 2022
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