1.) a state of unlimited pleasure and fulfillment for those who accept God's offer of eternal life.
2.) endless oral sex w/ Kylie Minogue
2.) endless oral sex w/ Kylie Minogue
by oddkin May 2, 2005

I hit that heaven over I-85 last night.
by Big Sate Dogg April 13, 2005

Heaven - A place that was made up by Christian's to make sure people would do what they want. Basically it's a total lie.
Same as
Bullshit
Lies
Glenn Beck
Same as
Bullshit
Lies
Glenn Beck
Atheist : Heaven has no proof and is a lie.
Christian : Heave is totally true! You're just an idiot!
Atheist : You're a bigot.
Christian : No!
Christian : Heave is totally true! You're just an idiot!
Atheist : You're a bigot.
Christian : No!
by AtheistChristianman November 23, 2009

by Chocolate is heaven January 31, 2008

A spiritual realm known by many religious followers as God's promise for eternal life after death. Though initially appealing to procrastinators, heaven is actually a terrifying concept upon careful consideration. Luckily, the existence of such a place seems extremely unlikely when modern scientific knowledge is considered.
Imagine living ETERNALLY in a place governed by an ultra-conservative omnipotent being. If you think church is boring, imagine heaven...
by mr.skeptic521 August 3, 2008

An amazing friend who is also kind of a butt head. She will get in your nerves constantly but she will always be there for you. She is one of the best friends you cane ever have. So don't loose her.
by Justagirlanonexistentgirl November 12, 2018

No need for a sentence, while consuming sushi, this word will come to your mind, and heaven will be an enternal part of your universal being.
by Anamethatisnotmine May 15, 2018
