hairamore

when you do weird things with your hair, inspires by Haley Williams, the lead singer of Paramore

"Wow, i love the colors in your hair!"

"Thanks, I had a case of hairamore."

by irrevocably-roo April 18, 2009

harambillion

A number that is higher than the grains of sand in 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Sahara Deserts

Damn bro we have over a harambillion toenails on the floor.

by RkoIsLife1738 January 5, 2017

Uncle Harambe

When your uncle pays you a special visit during the night and latches hold of your cock like Harambe and gives you a tug job so hard you think your dick is going to get ripped off.

I spent the weekend with my cousins. It was great until the Uncle Harambe. I’m still sore.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

masjid ul harram

Masjid ul harram is a mosque in Saudi Arabia,

Masjid ul harram

by Hayah October 14, 2019

HaShamen

A new fast food Shawarma (Shwarma) franchise in Israel with stores across the country. The Chain was started in Jerusalem.

They only serve Shwarma, Turkey or Lamb and some side salads.

Literally translated from Hebrew the name means: The Fatso, or The Fatass.

Asher: " Yakov, I vant some eh, Shwarma, lets go to HaShamen.

Yakov: " Walla, sounds good to me, call Haguy to come also.

by Sharone B. January 29, 2009

Haram

that which Allah and the Prophet have completely and specifically forbidden. Engaging in an act that is Haram (i.e. eating food like pork, drinking alcohol, having sex outside of marriage)

Inviting Calvin to Black Angus is haram.

by archkk October 18, 2008

Haram Police

Muslims who will judge you and criticize every single thing you do even if it’s unnecessary. These muslims typically tend to call themselves “super religious” or “follower of the right path of Islam” these types of Muslims think they’re obligated to judge you and change your habits like they’re Allah themselves. They use the phrase “I’m not judging you, I’m guiding you.” To get away with harsh criticism. When proven wrong they either say “Astagfirallah” or “may Allah guide you”

Haram Police Officer #1: “Sister why is your ankles showing? ASTAGHFIRALLAH!”
Muslim woman: ...?
Haram Police Officer #2: “Brother is that a bit of gold I see on your watch? I’m ashamed of you. May Allah guide you to the right path...”
Muslim man: ...?

by BigDaddyDagger November 30, 2020