Double hand grenade

When you put a fist in a girls ass and vagina. You then spread out your fingers while inside of her and make an explosion noise. While making the explosion noise you pull your hands out as quickly as possible.

I gave that bitch a double hand grenade then dropped her off at the hospital. The doctor said that she won't walk correctly for weeks.

by Brotner August 14, 2017

Holy hand grenade

Robert the Bruce's heart was cut out at his death, he was the true braveheart. His heart was later carried on a crusade to make the crusaders more courageous. It was thrown into a group of opposing soldiers during battle.

His heart was the holy hand grenade.

by Mcnastyjoel May 16, 2019

babies and hand grenades

Something happening that is fucking nuts

Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here

by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017

zimbabwe hand grenade

Smashing a closed beer bottle on the ground and yelling FIRE!!!

Jeff got thrown out of the bar last night for throwing several zimbabwe hand grenades.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

Hand grenade

When a girl is on her period and already in a bad mood. So you proceed to turn her on and when you finally get the chance, you pull the rope on her ramping and run as fast as you can.

Yeah, she's on the rag right now and won't put out. So I surprised her with a hand grenade and hauled ass outta there.

by Bkow March 16, 2017

Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.

Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.

by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021

Floridian Hand Grenade

The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.

Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.

Man 2: He WHAT?

by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD February 28, 2021