half-life 2

The game that will never get released.

(don't get me wrong, i love the game)

look at how many delayes it has on it already. I'll buy it when it's out in 30 years

by Slade March 27, 2004

Half-life 2

A sequel to the game Half-life that many people were unaware if even came out until a few days ago. It is said to hit the shelves the 30th of September. Yeah right.

"Halflife 2 will never be out!"

by CyBBe April 28, 2003

Half-Life 2: Episode Two

Half-Life 2: Episode Two is the second installment in Valve Corporation's series of episodes for the first person shooter computer game Half-Life 2.

Bob: Hey Joe, Want to play Half-Life 2: Episode Two?
Joe: YEAH BOB :D

by AlyxVance September 26, 2010

Half Life: Full Life Consequences

An awesome/terrible bit of fanfiction writing by squirrelking.
Starring John Freeman in his attempt to help his brother Gordon Freeman, it is chock full of hysterical spelling errors and poor writing. Also has a sequel- Half Life: Full Life Consequences 2 What Has Tobe Done

2.A fantastically mod-ed depiction of squirrelking's fanfic, narrated quite energetically. It has become somewhat popular online. Available on youtube

Here are the links to both forms of Half Life: Full Life Consequences
1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

by Paufan December 9, 2008

Half-Life 2: Episode One

The first episodic sequel of Half-Life 2. It was released by Valve Corporation on June 1, 2006.

I just finished Half-Life 2, now I must play Half-Life 2: Episode One.

by Jqoi Zunderlat January 24, 2021

Half-Life Full-life Consequences

intently badly spelt fan fiction by squirrelking it was later made into a series by Djy1991 and LordTeisel for youtube

(person 1) did you see the new Half-Life Full-life Consequences yet ?

(person 2) yea its very funny

by Orangadan July 12, 2009

half life 2

is overrated game that tried to be hollywood blockbuster but turned out mediocre and boring FPS with barely any reedemable features. The only person who likes this game is Gabe Newell and Nobody.

Half Life is only remembered due to Half Life 3 meme since the game has never reached an actual ending and ended on half Life 2 episode 2 dlc.
However, Half Life itself is a boring name for the title because it is some Physics terminology that will make you go to sleep. Thankfully, Lives only have two halves.

Person 1: Hey I hope they will make a sequel to half life 2.
Person 2: But it already exists, it's called garry's mod and its better anyways.
Person 1: oh right

by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t October 21, 2025