hair fang

The hair fang is a common hair style among emo and hxc crowds. it is typically dyed black, and covers one eyeball in order to create a mysterious and dark look.

hey dude! that's such a good hair fang ! you look so mysterious! you probably eat bats and stuff huh?!

by Dr. Jim Halpert the third December 12, 2006

Hair Rape

When one comes up behind someones back and messes up their hair.

Dude, Jim just got hair raped!

by Mu$!cQuEen'16 October 6, 2011

hair sex

When a female ties a male down on a bed or couch by his hands and feet while he is naked and rubs her hair on his body. Starting with face, then chest, the legs, and then jerking you off with e all her hair until you cum or are about to cum and she starts it all over. This is done by girls with very long, soft, silky hair.

"Hey man, did you and Emma enjoy yourselves last night?"
"Dude, it was amazing, she knows I have a hair fetish so she tied me down naked not telling me what she was doing, she then proceeded to rub all her long, soft, silky hair on my body, when I thought it couldn't get any better she started jerking me off with all her hair. I was about to cum then she stopped and started rubbing it on my body again. I was tied up so I couldn't stop her if I wanted to, though of course I never wanted it to end. It was the best hair sex EVER!"
"Words can't express how jealous I am…"

by TheCookieFoox February 26, 2017

hair of the dog

An alcoholic beverage consumed as a hangover rememdy. The phrase comes from the expression "hair of the dog that bit you", meaning that the best cure for what ails you is to have some more of it. In ancient times it was literally used to say that if a dog were to bite you, putting the dog's hair into the wound would heal it. "Like cures like". This hangover remedy is not recommended because a) it leads to a bad habit of drinking during the day and b)it doesn't really work very well. Still, this method works about as well as most other hangover remedies.

Steve: Man, I'm really paying for all those keg stands I did last night.
Tony: Yeah, I'm hurting too. Hair of the dog?
Steve: Why not, man. We got a few beers left in the fridge.

by Paco February 26, 2005

Hair Stylist

A charming and charasmatic individual who has magical powers to transform your hair from grunge, to GLAM! Everyone needs a great hairstylist!

My Hair stylist is so amazing, she gave me the exact look I was going for!

by vanityfair87 July 25, 2011

hair past a freckle

A way to reply to someone if they ask the time, though said person does not have a watch.

Stranger 1: What's the time?

Stranger 2: (Looks at his watchless wrist) Its a hair past a freckle.

by milo1000 July 22, 2011

Hair Twirling slut

A female who dresses slutty and acts slutty while twirling her hair who throws herself at anyone that looks at her and desn't care if the person is married.

to one friend " I saw so and so's husband taking some hair twirling slut into a cheap hotel"

by reallysweet November 15, 2010