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Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
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Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes to at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
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Seven-Haggis

The act of rollerskating in pure ecstasy during a holiday. It is an old ritual practised to worship the Yellow Butterfly, a fertility deity that inspired Isaac Newton to write the Third Law of Motion when a cabbage landed in his rectum due to unexplained circumstances. Seven-Haggis is popular among sport game players, as it provides an opportunity to show off luxurious rollerskates. The activity has been banned in multiple states due to obstruction of sidewalks, forcing civilians to jaywalk.
I'm going with Eva to Dick's to pick new rollerskates to Seven-Haggis during sping break.
by anonymous September 25, 2023
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Haggy

Messy hair that reminds you of Hagrid.
Your hair is so haggy today. Comb it!
by nsytgr November 21, 2021
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Haggy

Historical saying of language (slang) used to promote happiness and celebration of a religious event. Typically Yiddish ascribed intent.
Haggy to all on this 2nd night of Hanukkah!!!(except Shayna for doubting Ethan).
by Chaz Gut November 29, 2021
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HAGGY

Historical saying (or slang) used to promote happiness and celebration during a Hebrew gathering - typically the 2nd night of Hannukah. Of Yiddish heritage, this phrase is usually spoken only by the most mensch.
Haggy to all except those who doubt (shayna Elekman).
by Chaz Gut November 29, 2021
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Haggy

Historical saying of good will and celebration usually used on the 2nd night of Hannukah. This phrase was popularized by those who believe (not shayna).
by Chaz Gut November 29, 2021
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