fuzzy gummy bear

Somebody who is seemingly cute and sweet like a gummy bear, but has a feature about them that makes nobody want them. Like a gummy bear dropped on the dirty carpet.

Yeah she's a hottie but her personality makes her a fuzzy gummy bear.

by hxrbcufnd June 15, 2022

Teachers gummy bears

Gummy bears filled with one pill to re introduce "nap time."

Hey george weren't the Teachers gummy bears the best?
george?
geor
ge
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

Gummy Bear Torture

Gummy Bear Torture (GBT) is a form of torture of the sweet Gummy Bears. It is not fully understood why this is practiced, but it may give off a form of relief to the torture.

The gummy bear is perceived to feel intense pain via
•piercing

•cutting

•carving
•ear-biting
•taunting

This practice may carry significant health risks to the Gummy Bear.

Hey man, wanna practice some Gummy Bear Torture later on?

by SpongyRavioli October 04, 2020

Gummy Bear Weekend

A weekend where it consists of eating gummy bears drenched in alcohol.

I'm going to soak gummy bears in a bowl of tequila for Gummy bear Weekend.

by lanina November 05, 2012

Chocolate gummy bear

When two hairy gay man fuck in the butt and leave a poop coating on the others dick, the top knocks out the bottoms teeth and makes him clean off his dick with his gums

I need to go to the dentist, James gave me a chocolate gummy bear last night

by TheLoveTaco January 27, 2022

gummy bear deluxe

A female, usually of the age of 70 or older who has no teeth and pleasures you orally

Your granny gave me the best gummy bear deluxe

by Charlesthesloth November 26, 2020

Alcoholic Gummi Bear

A term of endearment and/or? insult that the favorite manager at your regular bar calls you in an attempt to compliment and/or? put you down. You should probably just take it as a compliment and move on with your night.

"It tastes like an alcoholic gummi bear"
"Kind of like her."
"What?!"

by Misharita October 16, 2014