gumper

Gumper ; Is A person who gumps. which is a person whom will persuade by performing a sexual act, usually fellatio but not limited to, to acquire or gain something they need . Often placed in the same group as puddle sluts, drug whore but really quite different. The main difference is a gumper, trades sexual favors for other things besides drugs or substance, but more focused on trading for other services or granted access to something not normally accessible by the sexual favor giver. Gumpers are not addicts but more often a determined crafty type. Who has no shame using sexual allure to gain what they want. Generally a tactic used by females towards men in power. Who have morality issues.

submitted by LuvH8Luv
inspired by popular pop culture movie.

Forrest Gump when Forrest Gump's mother had sex with a superintendent of school district to grant Forrest Gump access into public school and not a special school for less fortunate.

In the PTA meeting held at the town hall a mob of parents held signs in protest and loud speaker saying "Mrs. Gump had sex with the right person to get her slow handicapped son into our public schools which created a distraction to all other children's learning." when interviewing another angry parent, the parent very frustrated in demeanor said, "She can't just gump the super-intendant for her boy to be placed into schools made for regular kids. She's done this before with parking tickets getting thrown out, to returning opened electronics that she obviously used and damaged. she gets away with everything by her gumper ways and now it seems she is gumping her way into our public school. "

by Luv H8 Luv April 10, 2022

Gumberculies

Dr. Zoidberg loves this guy.

"Gumberculies? I love that guy!"

by TallicaD00d December 9, 2004

Over-gummed

Being stuck in a conversation that you are not interested in and from which you have no way of escaping

I was over-gummed by the sales person for hours.

by athanasiov October 12, 2018

gammer

Gammer is someone who is hideous to look at. Mainly teenage female chav types from London that used to use this phrase in the mid to late 1980s, to describe an unattractive boy.

It was believed to have originated from the pale, pink, pasty flesh of a pork gammon joint. Also termed as gammer-chops. Chops which is a slang term for the face.

What a gammer, that bloke's a right gammer. Eeeeeew yuk, what a gammer look at his face...

by teknonutter July 1, 2005

Gumbert

A Gumbert is a descendant, relative, or ancestor of the Gumbert family. Though the process may be more than some can handle, one can become a a member of this elite family group, by birth, adoption, or marriage. Gumberts are exceptionally smart, talented, and gifted. Though some Gumberts cater to the darker side of the force, ultimately all Gumberts would be of the good, right, and moral standings. Gumberts will also always have an upper hand in everything they do, simply because they are of Gumbert relation.

"He's a Gumbert? Don't mess with him dude."
"Are you related to Jack Gumbert, The doctor? - Yes - Oh I knew him! Tell him I said hello!"

by Gumbert01 October 10, 2011

gummerz

When something comes as a state of shock, as if you have never seen or heard something like it.
Can also be used when you are excited.

Person 1: Yo, did you see him get dunked on.
Person 2: Gummerz!
Person 1: My thoughts exactly.

by Tiny Toon February 6, 2005

Gumaer

A man who lives with his parents and can't have sex because he is lonely and visits the Bunker daily.

That man issuch a Gumaer so lonely and sad, he should move out of his parents house and visit the Bunker.

by Football2492 July 23, 2012