Grooming

Grooming is having a relationship with someone younger kissing someone is not pronounced grooming but for them to have sexual activity is grooming
Person:Zoe Laverne was grooming Connor
Friend: how?
Person: she had sexual activity with him
Friend:no your wrong grooming is having sexual activity just because she twerked on him and convinced him to vape isn't grooming neither is a kiss
by Pxpcxnrzi September 10, 2021
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Grooming

When a child is in the general vicinity of any protest, movement, demonstration, or slogan that supports equal human rights, or awareness of legal or social injustices for people who are not straight, women or white.
I took my kid to a drag queen story hour because awareness of diversity helps reduce bigotry and fear-based violence later in life, as is my right as a parent, and everyone on Twitter called it grooming.
by May 29, 2023
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Reckless Groom

A reckless groom is an individual who deliberately engages in an activity with the knowledge that it will have adverse consequences, thereby hindering their ability to fulfil their obligations, expectations, or attend an event. This behaviour is often motivated by the desire to provide a cover or excuse, even though they are fully aware of the potential negative outcomes.

**Term: Reckless Groom**

A reckless groom is an individual who deliberately engages in an activity with the knowledge that it will have adverse consequences, thereby hindering their ability to fulfill their obligations, expectations, or attend an event. This behavior is often motivated by the desire to provide a cover or excuse, even though they are fully aware of the potential negative outcomes.

**Example:**
An individual who is not interested in getting married organizes a bachelor party the night before the wedding in a remote location that is inaccessible by public transportation, thereby preventing them from arriving on time or at all.
Father of the bride. “Where was the bucks party?”
Friend “In another country.”
Father of Bride “how possibly could he get here on time? ”

Friend “He’s just been the reckless groom.”
by Wandering Photographer January 01, 2025
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grooming excuse

Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.

These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?

Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
by WineBusProf February 21, 2015
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Trick grooming

A technician used by broke hoes to train potential suitors to take care of them.
I’ve been ‘trick grooming” these simps in my inbox for months now.
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Grooming the Duke

When you lube your dickhead before masturbation.
Dude, I was Grooming the Duke and my mom walked in. She needs to knock first.
by larrybirx August 05, 2023
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blue groom

The matchmaker of the wedding who cooks good chicken rice and hacks up loogieless spit in the mornings
The blue groom attended the wedding
by Cockatail February 24, 2022
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