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Happy Grifter

One who has no desire to rise above the rank of con artist in life. A frequent condition in low income areas mainly due to peer pressure.
My platinum blonde girlfriend is a Happy Grifter fo shizzle my fellow black emporer.
by Who shot JR? September 5, 2005
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Iranian Cheese Grater

The act of taking a standard issue cheese grater and inserting it into ones anus and/or vagina, then proceeding to insert and remove it while twisting it left and right
Yo I’m finna give this chick the Iranian Cheese Grater
by Ityaboistorm December 31, 2019
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grater

A word for a woman who INSISTS on using teeth while giving head (why lord, why?!).
Guy A: "Look left..she's pretty hot"
Guy B: "Yeah but a grinder...trust"
Guy A: "Urgh! Fuck that!"
by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005
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grifter

1 (classical definition): noun, someone who gets money dishonestly by tricking people

2 (modern internet definition): noun, someone you don't like but somehow has money despite that fact

Pictured below: a mother talking to someone who does not like her daughter
A sure sign that someone is a grifter is if they have a patreon despite the fact that they have opinions you disagree with.
by GamersHolyArmy June 24, 2021
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Hipster Grifter

One who drifts from one false hipster romance to another amongst a small group of said hipsters.
Oh great, a new one for the hipster grifter.
by the coventry kids November 12, 2009
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Graffer

Police:Get in the Paddy Wagon
Bryce the Graffer: just let me finish this tag.
by uifygdsfyufydsuf August 19, 2009
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grifter

The most disturbing video on the internet, it is advised you do not eat at least 4 hours before hand unless you want your last meal on your keyboard. It has been known to cause heart palpitations and even minor infarctions in senior citizens when they are shock site'd with it and has claimed at least one life for sure.
David thought he was hardcore, he lol'd at 1guy1jar and 3guys1hammer but grifter left him unable to form a coherent sentence for nearly 4 hours.
by Tenestra April 26, 2010
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