Gooner Pain

When you've been gooning for several hours to the point where your fingers start to hurt like hell and you have to stop.

Mike: Hey man, can you drive? my hand hurts like hell.
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!

by Valmerito September 11, 2024

Desktop Gooner

A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.

Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.

by ppbob February 27, 2025

Capcom gooner

Someone who plays any Capcom game solely to goon to the characters in it. These people are usually Leon Kennedy fangirls or degenerates that slobber over Chun Li.

Becky: i’m gonna start playing devil may cry soon!
Emma: Oh? Are you interested in gaming?
Becky: No I saw an edit of Dante earlier and just knew.
Emma: Ugh your such a Capcom gooner

by Leafae May 19, 2025

Gooner

A person who has an erotic sensation that can’t be stopped

Kevin: Hey Dude have you seen Bulmaro anywhere?
Kain: No hes probably looking at his favorite horny vtubers stream. That Gooner

by LaserMist June 30, 2025

Gooner

Someone who constantly jerks their shit

My mate Rylan Berry is a HUGE gooner (fake name)

by TheSandManTwentyTen March 28, 2025

The Last Gooner

Infamous Nautica Malone, also known as “The Gooner”, “Deathstroke”, etc. He is seen riding in his black dodge challenger also known as the “The Goonrider” or the “The flying Goonman”.

“Yo you see that car? It reminded me of The Last Gooner”.

by The Jelqmaxxer March 10, 2025

Gooner

Me.
You.
Us.

We are gooners.

You: I just gooned to timeskip iwaizumi from haikyuu last night!
Me: SAME!1!1 gooner bros!

by Saccharineeva September 13, 2025