gooburger

A burger covered in goo or crapmonkeys; nangou with a corkhead that swells into a mushroom during the summer. No offence.

Jesus! That goo has the ability to evolve into a Gooburger 2000!

That Mush/cork head is blocking the sun.

by You suck. November 30, 2003

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Goobushed

When you innocently use Google to search for something and you end up getting a porn or fetish website.

Kelly: "In a nostalgia moment i searched for a picture of wrist slappers from our childhood and got a weird fetish website."
Will: "Yea, you totally got goobushed"

by Jamminator#1 July 14, 2011

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When a man repetitively masturbates, specifically laying on his back while his ejaculation all ends up in his bush, in which he doesn't shower or clean himself up for an extended period of time leaving his bush to turn into a sticky gooey mess.

Also done to women with extreme semen fetishes that generally don't take care of themselves downstairs and like the smell of large quantities of old semen stuck in there bush. Some of which actually pick pieces off and eat.

Dude, Matt stinks so bad!
Yea I know apparently he never showers and is totally in "Goobushing."

Man! That chick paid us $50 each to just cum in her bush and she smelt like rotting flesh!
Yea she's a total Goobush you should probably get tested!

by FisterNation January 26, 2020

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Goobasaurus

A goobasaurus is an extreme goober. Someone who is amazing and lovable, yet super silly and really rather weird. But that weirdness is part of what makes them so great. Plus they're super duper attractive.

My boyfriend is a goobasaurus and that's part of why I love him.

by Goobasaurus October 3, 2016

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