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Jeremias Gonzalez (Mr. JG)

Mr. JG please stop talking about my mother.

I am serious.

-Dylan

(That Mr. JG at the bottom)
Jeremias Gonzalez (Mr. JG): Woah Dylan's mom
Dylan: Stop. I am this 🤏 close to loosing it.
Mr. JG: My bad man
by MR.GISLAME February 9, 2023
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Gonzalez Variety Chode

The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.
"I heard that gayfer Alejandro has a Gonzalez Variety Chode, the unlucky bastard."
by NigletAborter666 October 17, 2013
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Angel Gonzalez

Didn’t respond within five minutes and is now the gayest man in the world.
You better respond within five minutes or your gay.

Angel Gonzalez doesn’t respond.

He gayyyyy
by FishyCheeseTub January 10, 2022
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Humberly Gonzalez

#1 captain of the sagelyn ship. gorgeous af. i'd let her run me over with an eighteen wheeler and say thank you.
humberly gonzalez, i'm free anytime if u wanna hang out
by sagelynshoe February 14, 2021
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Aidan Gonzalez

NA#1 malder
skinnier then a stick, eats less then one too.
if you want a keyboard warrior just @ him in general
femboy enthusiast
dude 1: Yo have you meet Aidan Gonzalez
dude 2: Yeah I @ him in general and he called me a slur.
by pues no se September 9, 2023
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Randy Gonzalez

The sexual act of rubbing one's festering, semen- covered feces around the lips of a partner, then giving them a smooch
"Sex last night was craaaazy! Timothy gave me a randy gonzalez, and i've never been wetter!"
by Jag Rew February 11, 2019
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James Arango Gonzalez

by peniswenis07 April 17, 2022
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