Jeremias Gonzalez (Mr. JG): Woah Dylan's mom
Dylan: Stop. I am this 🤏 close to loosing it.
Mr. JG: My bad man
Dylan: Stop. I am this 🤏 close to loosing it.
Mr. JG: My bad man
by MR.GISLAME February 9, 2023

NA#1 malder
skinnier then a stick, eats less then one too.
if you want a keyboard warrior just @ him in general
femboy enthusiast
skinnier then a stick, eats less then one too.
if you want a keyboard warrior just @ him in general
femboy enthusiast
by pues no se September 9, 2023

Hispanic male that most likely is involved in his neighborhood street gang. Very quiet and low key, that’s how he gets away with his crimes. Never brags, but is very confident in himself due to the size of his dick. Loves his family and will die for them without blinking an eye. Usually married twice in his lifetime with only having one kid with each. Loves guns, maybe a little to much. Often wanting a reason to put a hole in someone.
by The Kid - Cisco March 14, 2022

The sexual act of rubbing one's festering, semen- covered feces around the lips of a partner, then giving them a smooch
by Jag Rew February 11, 2019

There aren't enough words to describe someone like David. He's so full of kindness and his comfort is enough to brighten the worse days. He never fails to make a memory incredible. His laugh is like music to the ears and his smile is amazing in every way. You've gotta love him.
by You're loved :) November 27, 2023

Me: Bae you is naughty
bae: you is a trash ass n*** fr
me: aite i see whats up.
bae: Ivan gonzalez is sectrely my homie,
bae: you is a trash ass n*** fr
me: aite i see whats up.
bae: Ivan gonzalez is sectrely my homie,
by PizzaBoiAyyLMao August 17, 2017

This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.
by Captain Cid January 31, 2025
