Jeremias Gonzalez (Mr. JG)

Mr. JG please stop talking about my mother.

I am serious.

-Dylan

(That Mr. JG at the bottom)

Jeremias Gonzalez (Mr. JG): Woah Dylan's mom
Dylan: Stop. I am this 🤏 close to loosing it.
Mr. JG: My bad man

by MR.GISLAME February 9, 2023

Gonzalez Variety Chode

The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.

"I heard that gayfer Alejandro has a Gonzalez Variety Chode, the unlucky bastard."

by NigletAborter666 October 17, 2013

Angel Gonzalez

Didn’t respond within five minutes and is now the gayest man in the world.

You better respond within five minutes or your gay.

Angel Gonzalez doesn’t respond.

He gayyyyy

by FishyCheeseTub January 10, 2022

Humberly Gonzalez

#1 captain of the sagelyn ship. gorgeous af. i'd let her run me over with an eighteen wheeler and say thank you.

humberly gonzalez, i'm free anytime if u wanna hang out

by sagelynshoe February 14, 2021

Aidan Gonzalez

NA#1 malder
skinnier then a stick, eats less then one too.
if you want a keyboard warrior just @ him in general
femboy enthusiast

dude 1: Yo have you meet Aidan Gonzalez
dude 2: Yeah I @ him in general and he called me a slur.

by pues no se September 9, 2023

Randy Gonzalez

The sexual act of rubbing one's festering, semen- covered feces around the lips of a partner, then giving them a smooch

"Sex last night was craaaazy! Timothy gave me a randy gonzalez, and i've never been wetter!"

by Jag Rew February 11, 2019

James Arango Gonzalez

a sexy tint person

hi james arango gonzalez

by peniswenis07 April 17, 2022