Jeremias Gonzalez (Mr. JG)

Mr. JG please stop talking about my mother.

I am serious.

-Dylan

(That Mr. JG at the bottom)

Jeremias Gonzalez (Mr. JG): Woah Dylan's mom
Dylan: Stop. I am this 🤏 close to loosing it.
Mr. JG: My bad man

by MR.GISLAME February 9, 2023

stevie gonzalez

A spanish hero who slayed the Churriguera. One who can eat 20 hot flaming mexicano tacos in one sitting. A powerful person with mexican ideals.

Woah look at that stevie gonzalez go, he's faster than speedy.

by Vk-izzle October 24, 2009

Speedy Gonzalez

When the passenger of a car gives a handjob to the driver whose pumping increases as the speed of the car increases. One must stop driving the stick shift if stopped at a red light. Usually the love juice ends up on the dash. If however the sticky substance lands on the windshield it may referred to as a hobo carwash. This doesn't not apply to road dome or any of the variants.

Yo Mike just bought some new armor all wipes for his car his girlfriend gave him one messy speedy Gonzalez

She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"

by Juicy Jaekwon May 13, 2014

pink gonzalez

when you are having sex with another and she or he screams "what are you doing to me!" in a scared tone.

When I hook up with a girl I give it to her until she has a pink gonzalez.

by master gonzalez August 6, 2014

ivan gonzalez

bitch ass nigga with a amazing hoe side kick.

Me: Bae you is naughty
bae: you is a trash ass n*** fr
me: aite i see whats up.
bae: Ivan gonzalez is sectrely my homie,

by PizzaBoiAyyLMao August 17, 2017

Alondra Gonzalez

Alondra is the kind of girl that makes the ugliest girl feel beautiful because of how ugly she is.She is the kind of person that makes you cry because of how ugly she is.She is that one annoying girl in your class that no one really like.Her favorite hobby is to bug people that dont like her.

Girl1: (Cry)
girl2: Why are you crying?
Girl1:I just saw Alondra Gonzalez (cry more)

Boy1:Alondra Gonzalez keeps calling me her bestfriend but i dont even like her.
Boy2:Oh my god she does that to me too so annoying. (sad)

by TheHonestOne28 October 30, 2018

Dominic Lee Gonzalez

Usually the name of a boy who is very loving a caring simply because of the fact that they may have been hurt very badly at one point in their life. A Dominic is always shy at first when meeting a new person but with time they usually will show lots of emotion to their friends being funny on the spot or getting deep into thinking. In relationships a Dominic will be smart enough to be annoying to To other show how much love they have towards their other girls are lucky to have one in their life. And as a last note they do not take bull shit for an answer.

Person 1: that kid over their looks very shy

Person 2: his name must be Dominic Lee Gonzalez.

by Oldman July 3, 2018