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Jeremias Gonzalez (Mr. JG)

Mr. JG please stop talking about my mother.

I am serious.

-Dylan

(That Mr. JG at the bottom)
Jeremias Gonzalez (Mr. JG): Woah Dylan's mom
Dylan: Stop. I am this 🤏 close to loosing it.
Mr. JG: My bad man
by MR.GISLAME February 9, 2023
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Aidan Gonzalez

NA#1 malder
skinnier then a stick, eats less then one too.
if you want a keyboard warrior just @ him in general
femboy enthusiast
dude 1: Yo have you meet Aidan Gonzalez
dude 2: Yeah I @ him in general and he called me a slur.
by pues no se September 9, 2023
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cisco gonzalez

Hispanic male that most likely is involved in his neighborhood street gang. Very quiet and low key, that’s how he gets away with his crimes. Never brags, but is very confident in himself due to the size of his dick. Loves his family and will die for them without blinking an eye. Usually married twice in his lifetime with only having one kid with each. Loves guns, maybe a little to much. Often wanting a reason to put a hole in someone.
Is that who I think it is? Yup, it’s Cisco gonzalez
by The Kid - Cisco March 14, 2022
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Randy Gonzalez

The sexual act of rubbing one's festering, semen- covered feces around the lips of a partner, then giving them a smooch
"Sex last night was craaaazy! Timothy gave me a randy gonzalez, and i've never been wetter!"
by Jag Rew February 11, 2019
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David Gonzalez

There aren't enough words to describe someone like David. He's so full of kindness and his comfort is enough to brighten the worse days. He never fails to make a memory incredible. His laugh is like music to the ears and his smile is amazing in every way. You've gotta love him.
David Gonzalez is turning seventeen tomorrow! How exciting :)
by You're loved :) November 27, 2023
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ivan gonzalez

bitch ass nigga with a amazing hoe side kick.
Me: Bae you is naughty
bae: you is a trash ass n*** fr
me: aite i see whats up.
bae: Ivan gonzalez is sectrely my homie,
by PizzaBoiAyyLMao August 17, 2017
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Meaty Gonzalez

This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.
Tony made me very angry last night, so I gave him a meaty gonzalez.
by Captain Cid January 31, 2025
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