Lil Goldfish

The Man, The Fish, The Legend

Man, Lil Goldfish hit that bitch for three hours.
Turn over bithc imma sign that ass Lil Goldfish.

by Lil Goldfish September 19, 2018

Golden Goldfish

The bloke does his fine lady doggy style over the toilet with her head hovering precariously over the bowl. He shouts "I'm gona blowww" as he pushes her head down into the bowl and she gulps as much water as possible, saving some in her mouth. After he's blown he lays down and creates a fishbowl with his mouth so his lady friend can fill his mouth with toilet water from her mouth and then squats his little golden goldfish from her hole into his mouth. Golden Goldfish.

I was so maggot lastnight I did the Golden Goldfish with my girlfriend's mum, safe to say she'll be coming back for more

by Shazzaaa August 31, 2020

finn the goldfish

A very cringe YouTuber with a bad discord sever

Finn the goldfish is a bruh moment

by Alecs dad September 24, 2019

Goldfish kiss

Soft kiss, lip to lip with no tounge and both at the same time pop your lips baby

The other day I had my first goldfish kiss... it was popping

by IM JAMES READ October 31, 2020

Mersey Goldfish

A turd floating in the Mersey Estuary

I was sitting on the ferry admiring the view when a couple of Mersey goldfish swam past

by Seedy Ron June 6, 2003

Son of a Goldfish

Another way of saying son of bitch but its more fun! (if u say it in front of ur parents u cant get in trouble)

guy # 1: 'Dude, Mike made out with that girl you like!'
guy # 2: 'That son of a goldfish!'
guy # 1: 'Wanna go key his car?'
guy # 2: 'You know it!'

by someonewhojustputupadefinition August 24, 2008

Goldfish people

A group of people that seem almost oblivious to there surrounding. They tend to have their feelings hurt easily and be comforted even easier.

"We get hurt easily and we resolve things easily... we're like goldfish people." -Gillian Jacobs interview with E!online about the characters of Community.

by OneTroubledSpoon May 11, 2012