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Glooning

As you are jerking off, right as you are about to cum, grab gorilla glue and quickly glue your urethra shut. Let it sit for as long as it needs to for the adhesive to solidify itself, then return to jerking off until you ejaculate.
No, not right now mom, I'm busy glooning!
by BeardownNinja March 7, 2025
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Glooping

Drawing someone into a morbidly obese fat person template, usually to elicit a reaction from the victim

The term Gloop in this context originates from DeviantArt user Frost4556 who posted a comically obese version of Lincoln Loud from The Loud House drawn wearing a white shirt, orange suspenders, and jeans. The term was popularized when YouTuber "greg on my heffley" posted a video reacting to his DeviantArt posts which gained over 100,000 views. The release of that video spurred a trend of people "Glooping" characters from other shows, politicians, and even stationary objects.
Lmao, Glooping him made him so mad!
by JQDD April 15, 2026
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Gobble Goozie

Ever seen a man churn butter on his whore? Well it’s like that but the man then eats the churned butter like a fucking cake. The girl farts while he is eating it out.
My husband gobble goozied my ass last night and now my ass is so loose!
by anonymous September 21, 2021
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Gobble Goozie

Ever seen a man churn butter on his whore? Well it’s like that but the man then eats the churned butter like a fucking cake. The girl farts while he is eating it out.
My husband gobble goozied my ass last night and now I’m afraid to fart because my ass is so loose
by anonymous September 21, 2021
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