gheeto

Derived from "ghetto", it can mean something really dilapidated, or it can be used as a postive exclamation.

Man, that school bus was gheeto.
*takes a swig of beer* Man, Moosehead is gheeto!

by Phatticus June 30, 2004

Iranian Greeting

When you take your right thumb and insert it into a persons bunghole and wave like you normally would to an acquaintance.

I totally just gave Will an Iranian Greeting and he took it like a man

by HitmeagainLaxBro November 2, 2011

greeting card flatulence

while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.

Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.

by enuss April 12, 2008

Gheeto

Derived from "ghetto", it can mean something really dilapidated or trashy. Not exactly "ghetto" but fairly close.

'You're so Gheeto man.'
'They're wearing a bandana and a spiked belt, how gheeto.'

by SexualHarassmtPanda September 22, 2012

Gheet

Oh my god!!! I can’t believe I did that but I am still super cool while being a clumsy ditz all while there are witnesses to your foolish act.

If you have had too much to drink or are overly tired....you did not but the lid correctly on your drink then spill it all over yourself. Look up and smoke at all those people looking at you and.....gheet!!!!

by Audgeeee July 20, 2019

Vietnam Greeting

The act of shaking another's hand with your own piss/liquid covered hand.

Yeah I just walked out of the bathroom and gave Jeff the Vietnam Greeting.

by Charlie Fagbag October 2, 2018

Spag-o-cum-ghetti

When you put on a condom filled with spagetti, have sex with it and then have the girl eat your cum-filled spaghetti.

P1: what was that white thing in your girl's spaghetti?
P2: we did the Spag-o-cum-ghetti

by Güntherlovesspaghetti June 12, 2021