George Washington

When an American surprise fucks a British person in the ass, on Christmas Eve

Man I visited my girlfriend in England over Christmas and I couldn’t help it and gave her the George Washington

by A.Graf August 2, 2023

George Washington

When an American fucks a British guy/girl on the 4th of July.

Jim: How was your 4th?

John: I picked a guy up at the bar and gave him a George Washington. You?

Jim: Secretly spent wishing I were British.

by DickWerbenjagermanjensen July 18, 2021

George Washington

a mildly racist, communist baker.

Jamal: George Washington, a mildly racist, communist baker. Is amazing and makes so many cacas.

by badassbitchxo November 15, 2021

george washington sexual

when you have a sexual attraction to george washington

i think im george washington sexual

by rick.astley6969 February 20, 2023

George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.

George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."

by 7568ino April 25, 2025

George Washington

A sexual act involving one partner ejaculating on the other partner’s teeth, then making them brush their teeth with the semen.

Person 1: “Dude, did you hear about how this lady got George Washingtoned by her boyfriend?”

by COCOK February 6, 2024

George Washington slept here

A phrase used to mock or convey doubt of a claim. The New York Times puts it as “a common punch line for dubious historical claims.” The phrase’s infamy originated from the sheer amount of such signs in colonial places used to advertise and get people’s attention.

There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.

“Did you know Shakespeare invented the letter Q?”
“Yeah, sure, and George Washington slept here.”

by PinkCripps August 25, 2019