Genital Jen

A beautiful young lady who enjoys cleaning old men's genitals with skill and gentleness. She also loves ginger snaps.

"Kick him in the balls Genital Jen"

by Homeless Drew December 25, 2008

Genital Hug

Term used to describe sexual intercourse.

Sex, AKA a genital hug, is a wonderful thing.

by Anonmouuufucks May 15, 2010

genitals be achin

The soreness you experience after a long night of fucking.

Girl, my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night now my genitals be achin!

by ms molly May 13, 2005

Genital Combustion

noun. a rare STD in which the genitals suddenly explode without further notifications, usually during the day when no one expects it to happen

Teacher: Tell me class, using the law of sines, what is the angle of A?
Student: Well, since angle B is 46 degrees, side b is 23 units, and side a is 13 units, we can say that...*balls explode*
Teacher: Oh my darkness! He suffered from genital combustion!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

genital lasagna

Street slang for vagina. Often can be used to describe an unhygienic or otherwise messy vagina.

Dude #1 - Yo bro, got any pussy lately?

Dude #2 - Nah bro I've been going through a dry streak lately, kinda sucks. What should I do?

Dude #1 - Ever try a hooker?

Dude #2 - Fuck no, I aint going near that genital lasagna

by rohan_rildil November 5, 2012

genital snot

The stuff that oozes out of a chick's Virginia when she, technically, ejaculates, but it doesn't exactly squirt out.

Damn, woman, that shit looks just like snot...genital snot.

by C.H.U.D. November 11, 2005

genital wart

A growth on the penis caused by the human papilloma virus. Generally associated with multiple male partners.

At the clinic in San Francisco, Ainty Bidness was told he had so many genital warts his penis would have to be amputated.

by MAGGALO July 24, 2004