Gaylord

It was once said to be the most powerful weapon known to man until Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter came into play. Our Savior Shrek once used this in the death of Hitler. After the rise of the Lord Donald J. Trump Gaylord was forgotten and never to be used again.

Look at this fucking Gaylord.

by Bottletop69 May 29, 2018

gaylord

a person who is the lord of the gays, and also HAS to be gay

“yo that fag is such a gaylord bro, i swear

by DaddyBitchDaddy69 June 3, 2019

Gaylord

A way to pass off uncomfortable displays of affection between two people

"you know I think I love you"
"Christ you're such a Gaylord"

by Mushyman February 27, 2020

gaylord

a mother fucking hot sexy black like really black n word with a fabulous bbc.

oh my he has a bbc.*falls in love* must be a gaylord

by harderstepbrojohnny April 20, 2022

Gaylord

A Gaylord is a chronically online incel/geek that makes themselves look tough or edgy online but is usually severely under/overweight in real life. They have a serious god complex and most likely use Discord or Reddit

You: Humming a song you heard
Gaylord: “You normie, I bet you haven’t even watched the Dungeon Story IV: Withered Eggs trilogy, stop singing the OST.”
You: “shut up Gaylord”

by g5elite December 4, 2022

Gaylord Lesbian

Not Damien

Jenna said Damien was a gaylord lesbian, she was wrong

by Beastly86 September 30, 2019

Gaylord

A place in northern Michigan where you can walk to almost any person and buy a joint. The only place you can buy an unlaced joint is the dispensary. The school systems (the drug trafficking home) are the place where females get pregnant before legal consent age.

Let’s go to Gaylord to bang some chicks and get a joint

by Billy Jean Epstein March 3, 2021