A Gaylord is a chronically online incel/geek that makes themselves look tough or edgy online but is usually severely under/overweight in real life. They have a serious god complex and most likely use Discord or Reddit
You: Humming a song you heard
Gaylord: “You normie, I bet you haven’t even watched the Dungeon Story IV: Withered Eggs trilogy, stop singing the OST.”
You: “shut up Gaylord”
Gaylord: “You normie, I bet you haven’t even watched the Dungeon Story IV: Withered Eggs trilogy, stop singing the OST.”
You: “shut up Gaylord”
by g5elite December 4, 2022

Harvey-Ross Kemp
by Are you joking anna December 5, 2019

To ask for a cup of tea in a middle class setting. when asked for a cup of tea preferring none standard English blend, to bring the word Gay and lord Back into a domestic setting, Gay being an upbeat and fun time.
hoist :Can I get you refreshments, guest would it be possible to have a gaylord, hoist what's that ? Guest: RooiBus .
by ParnyW June 28, 2022

"Donald Trump is the gayest fag I've ever set eyes on!"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"
by John_Gaylord July 4, 2016

by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023

Joseph is a gaylord on the playground.
by HiBlakkes February 20, 2019

A gay guy who loves the gayest shit eg. Getting rammed up the ass and getting rods shoved in his dickhole
by BigFuckingStomach April 20, 2025
