up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

by Tom February 27, 2004

uphill gardner

slang for homosexual man

butt-pirate, turd-burglar, one that punctures the one-way-valve.

by draegerfrog March 10, 2005

Secret Garden

A term used to refer to a woman's vagina.

Chest Rockwell (Handsome Boy Modeling School): And the Women. Let me tell you, the women, my God
I can't go into the details, let's just say, I know all about the secret garden.

by Lizardking1726 July 1, 2008

garden-variety

ordinary, typical, average

His niece is a garden-variety twit.

by Light Joker June 23, 2007

GardenerPlants

Another shock site that contains a large amount of mutilated Male Genitalia, Disease-Ridden Vaginas, and the occasional Baby.

Person 1: I have something you'll like to see
Person 2: What is it
Person 1: Type in Gardenerplants.com
Person 2: Oh my god. That is really fucking nasty.

by ShockSearcher November 17, 2010

gardonyi

Slang meaning horse-fucker in Hungary. Similar to bhenchod which is slang used to mean sister-fucker in India and Pakistan, this term is used as an insult.

"You gardonyi! Stay away from my stallion and get off my farm!"

by F95Zone December 21, 2021

gardevoir

A pokemon known as a waifu due to its womanly appearance.

A: Why do you have a frikkin Gardevoir waifu pillow?
B: Nani!?

by ChickenLui November 4, 2018