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OREGON GAS MASK

CHRISTOPHER takes advantage of a gift and steals AMAZON ACCOUNTS.
In LIFE you get these formations that attest for SEXUAL OWNERSHIP of that pleasant feeling when you do the read of THAT STANFORD AUTHOR on a SEARCH CLASS of his making as you would say the STRANGE LOOP JEREMY from EUGENE, OREGON and LAWERENCE, KANSAS of your theft of the AMAZON PRIME GIFT CARDS at THE CRAIGSLIST SCAM PLACE has come back to haunt AMAZON BOOKS as they are closing all their book stores and I am tickled pink as a former OREGON DUCK as PROFESSOR DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER at exactly 1979 777 page long book is an of I AM A PIECE OF SHIT as the JOKE IS NOT YOUR FAULT but the cries in at exactly automaticlevelrecognition@gmail.com as TWAIN.TIESTO is all in SMILES wearing his OREGON GAS MASK as the fallout from RESORTS WORLD COST OVERRUNS is a nightmare getting worse at GENITALS GENTING.
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Reverse gas mask

A sexual position where one person sits upon another person's face and proceeds to fart
"Babe, can you give me a reverse gas mask?"
by SpirantGalaxy February 27, 2025
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Australian gas mask

The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.
-inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term
'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which
symbolizes the use of protective gear against
odorous or contaminating elements."
My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last
night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted
her pussy licked even tho I couldn't get off the toilet.
by The JD Guy March 21, 2024
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Gas Masking

The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)
"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."

"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"
by superpoopertrooper August 26, 2013
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gas masked

When your style, flow, and looks are all on point. When you showed up on someone, ended up looking better than the other individuals there
Yo we straight up gas masked them fools at the party tonight!

Hell yea we did, we looked dope as hell bro!
by A real definition March 10, 2016
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Corona Gas Mask

The act of performing analingus on someone carrying the COVID-19 Corona virus.
Guy 1: "Hey, I heard Jim got really sick."

Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard he caught the corona virus."

Guy 1: "He probably got it from doing the corona gas mask."

Guy 2: "disgusting bastard.."
by Yehdudethatscoolbye March 5, 2020
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chernobyl gas mask

When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.
Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.
by jmgmh June 12, 2016
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