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A bald fuck who slouches on couches and secretly wishes he could grow super sexy, sexual, pantie-dropping hair.
Garrett sucks at living. Stupid northern star, flashy fuck.
Garrett by Djent666 June 16, 2018
Garrett is the one everyone gives retarded looks to
Oh, is that Garrett? *gives retreaded look*
Garrett by Verycashmoneys October 19, 2019
Garrett is a guy that will always have your back no matter what, he makes a great friend or boyfriend, he is always ready to listen when you have a problem, and is the sweetest, funniest guy you can ever meet, he is known mostly for his caring heart along with his great smile and his outstanding brown eyes, Garrett is a person you can trust with all of your heart, but don't pressure them too much because he won't want to talk he doesn't like to be pressured
I love Garrett he's such an amazing, caring, guy
Garrett by McraeCharisRose November 27, 2019
Garrett fucked his dog
Garrett by Yopuo111 May 24, 2016
Garrett is a faggot who doesn't know anything and is a fucking loser. He cant last longer than 3 months. He seems very interested in other guys dicks which makes you question his sexuality. All in all, he just needs to kill himself.
"Nobody likes you Garrett, take a fucking hint faggot!"
Garrett by Fastcars299 November 8, 2018
Damn it garrett
Garrett by Jokes by Jokes November 17, 2016