The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.

I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!

by cruxiql July 2, 2025

Guatemalan fire-hose

The act of inserting your penis into one’s rectum over a heater while peeing blood inside of the same-sex’s rectum.

Bro me and you should guatemalan fire-hose to get in touch with ours guatemalan predecessors.

by Dimitrije July 7, 2025

guatemalan piss missle

The sexual act of your partner laying starfish on a bed, while you back up to the door, then get a running start and jump trying to land your penis into the asshole of the partner

Babe let’s try something new Susanne was telling me about how good a guatemalan piss missle feels

by Mr grippy October 17, 2025

Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.

"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Guatemalan Tea Party

Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.

"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"

by Mrs.Crowley June 30, 2024

Guatemalan Gutbuster

When a woman gets each of the members of a Guatemalan gang to jizz down her throat consecutively.

"Did you see the video of that bitch getting a Guatemalan Gutbuster? That was so fucking hot"

by Johnny Hamcheck II March 30, 2024

Guatemalan Helicopter

When two fat men lay on top of each other, belly to belly, naked, 69 style. They nest their penis heads into each other's bellybuttons while licking each other's toes. As they are doing this, they hum loudly.

I'm gay, but I'm not Guatemalan Helicopter gay.

by See_dub_ya June 27, 2021