theory-function

A contra-referentialization of the Dark Enlightenment's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.

The basis of Hypermodernism.

Postmodernism argues that form follows function.

Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.

Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.

by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018

Functional Shower

A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.

Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...

by LuckyNumberSl3vin July 13, 2022

bnb function

A party or gathering that occurs at an Air BnB or some other kind of rental property.

“You gonna be at Brianna’s BnB function? She just rented it yesterday.”

by Khrakiz December 10, 2022

functional nerd

A type of nerd that isn't easily identified. people only realize they are nerds after prolonged exposure to them.

Ellilta's got her shit together but she's been watching Game of Thrones everyday for the past month. She's a functional nerd.

by jst_money March 6, 2017

clear the function

when a bunch of niggas with ski masks pullup to shootup a party and leave no witnesses

bro 1: yo bro we out to clear the function?
bro 2: aight bet

(pulls up)
*gunshots*

by thatoneguy0991 February 12, 2023

functionally Amish

The condition of being clueless about technology.

She can't figure out how to open her e-mail; she's functionally Amish.

by xxoomom February 8, 2010

Lemonade Function

When you go out one night and it becomes one of the greatest nights of your life, that you relive it over and over in your head. A memorable night.

Last year, Together As One was sooo amazing, thats where I met my best friend! Totally the best lemonade function ever!

by QueenB613 October 2, 2009