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Nuclear Viking Funeral

It's like a Viking Funeral where they burn a corpse on a boat, but while their loved ones are singing hymns you personally fly a bomber overhead and drop a nuke on the pyre. It's typically done to a nemesis and you have a spy arrange it for you.
by VHCKTOR October 28, 2023
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Funeral For A Friend

Funeral For A Friend:

Post Hardcore/Rock/Underground.

Me and all my friends love them.

Their albums "Hours" and "Casually Dressed And Deep In Conversation" Rocked.

Their guitar/drum workings are great.

The lyrics are awesome.
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Essex Funeral

An Essex funeral is when a girl plasters about 6 feet of foundation on her face giving the impression of being 6 feet under.
Guy 1: Woah, that girl has so much make up on.

Guy 2: That's a severe case of an Essex funeral.
by udisabitlush December 17, 2010
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funeral portrait

when you have a good photo of yourself taken to be used specifically on your homie's RIP shirts, newspapers, etc.
i'm going to have my funeral portrait taken next to that big orange county sign on the freeway.
by textdrivebys.com September 15, 2009
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Funeral Beard

The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.

It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.
"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
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funeral climber

A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, are to schmooze and social climb while attending said services.
Did you see Barb working the room after Dr. O'Connell's service? What a funeral climber!...
by Fred Christ April 23, 2008
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funeralize

Funeralize is the state of being resulting from a funeral.
Following Tyrone's death, he was funeralized.
by Alison&Omar September 30, 2006
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