Funt

A fun aunt: also known as a cool aunt

Kamala Harris is America’s Funt!

by Eastsidesteve November 7, 2020

Funt

Fun aunt

America’s cool aunt, a fun aunt — I call that a ‘funt’ — the kind of funt that will give you weed but then arrest you for weed. Can I win the presidency? Probably not, I dunno. Can I successfully seduce a much younger man, you better funtin’ believe it.”

by Eastsidesteve November 7, 2020

Funt

A person who is unnecessarily aggressive, rude, insulting and generally unpleasant to you on Facebook.

MIKE: Did you see what Jack wrote on Rick's timeline? He's well out of order.
NEIL: Yeah, he's a total Funt.

by Niblo Grape January 20, 2018

Funt

The sound a woman emits while sitting on the toilet urinating and also expels body gas at the same time.

She sat sleepy eyed on the toilet and pissed and unexpectedly funted at the same time.

by billk1937 December 13, 2012

Funt

A pejorative / slur for those who are addicted to or users of Fentanyl. Combines the words "fent" and "cunt". Funts are often found unconscious while standing, bent over perpetually at the waist, staring at the ground, or on the ground unconscious, surrounded by tin foil, straws and little blue pills.

I watched a Funt overdose. He died.

by CPL_Sal February 17, 2023

Funt

fun-aunt. Can also be used to describe a fucking-cunt

We call my dad’s sister Funt
Ben is a Funt

by savvirose May 4, 2023

funt

when the pussy is dry asf and smells like dead fish

dude I hooked up with your girl yesterday and when I pulled down her pants she had a funt and I almost passed out, it smelled terrible

by PBJsandwich27 August 24, 2018