Furry Flush

The act of squatting over the upper bowl of the toilet and joyously shaving one's pubes into the tank. Replace the lid and stand back as unsuspecting goobs scream in horror over the magically appearing short n' curlies when they flush.

That hoe screwed in my shower...THAT'S IT!!! She's getting a Furry Flush!!

by Jizzmaster 2000 April 5, 2011

freedom flush

The new American term for water boarding.

It's time to freedom flush these terrorist fucks!

by vizkiz May 15, 2016

No Flush Challenge

The NFC originated in Flordia and is rarely attempted by normal people. The challenge is to not flush the toilet for as long as you can while withstanding the putrid smell and horror that will eventually build up inside the bowl.

The No Flush Challenge is real

by BestMemesNorthAmerica July 21, 2021

Flustercuck

A Flustercuck is a clusterfuck you aren’t involved in yet. You are sitting in the corner, watching it happen. You know you’re going to have to get in there and it’s going to be a mess.

Bill’s doing Jaeger bombs and grinding on the bouncers girl. This is a total flustercuck.

by Scmookus May 13, 2019

busted flush

Something/someone which ends up worthless despite great potential.

The new manager trainee looked great on paper but after a year it was obvious he was a busted flush.

by swan7girl September 27, 2013

flusey

A female who flirts with lots of men and has probably had sex with lots of men.

"Did you see Erin Burnett flirting with that group of guys again, she is such a flusey."

by jack.ca October 31, 2007

Complimentary flush

The one required toilet flush at the end of one's defecation. unlike a courtesy flush , which is not required, this is a mandatory flush in toiletry etiquette.

I wish John had used a courtesy flush so he wouldn't stink up the bathroom, but at least he remembered the complimentary flush after taking a shit.

by 1badmotha February 7, 2009