by ddpalm39 December 27, 2010

When someone has the ever so familiar look of wanting to punch you in the face and you tell them to, you provoke them by repeating it louder and more aggressive until it happens, you expected it, and when it happens, you can't believe they did it.
Me: "You want to punch me right now, you want to punch me right now, but you wont. You want to punch me to Bryan? You guys both look like you might want to hit me in the face. You do, I can tell. Well why don't you do it! Why don't you punch me in the face?! PUNCH ME... IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!"
Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)
punch me in the fucking face
Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)
punch me in the fucking face
by eliotores October 20, 2010

by s9359 November 23, 2010

no cell phone service, sporadic cell signal causing clipping phone conversations and/or disconnections
by dead saint September 25, 2009

by Beatacus November 11, 2013

An unusual response to an insult given by an overly excited goan lookin for a comeback.
Its a result of speed and no thought.
Its a result of speed and no thought.
by Karl Gomes October 2, 2007

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis
John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"
Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."
John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."
John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
by Chemlock March 16, 2009
