Frodometry

The process of measuring how far a Hobbit travels.

Using Frodometry obsessed LOTR fans were able to determine the exact distance between the Shire and Mordor. The use of Frodometry has started an international conflict between LOTR fans and Harry Potter fans who have no means to measure how far Hogwarts is from London.

by Cuffy April 9, 2008

Frofiling

noun
1. The recording and analysis of a person's hairstyle, so as to assess or predict their mental state, drug abuse, or musical skill. There usually exists a direct correlation between size of fro and state of being, individuality, or for an extremely precise measurement, insane guitar skill.
2. To assist in identifying a particular subgroup of people or a person by the size of their 'fro'.
3. To proposition someone for an illegal drug solely based on the size of one's hair.

1. Guy 1: "Man, of course The Mars Volta, TV on the Radio, Jimi Hendrix, Rage Against the Machine, and MC5 rock, they all have guys with fros in them!"
Guy 2: "Dude, keep it down, that's frofiling..."

2. Girl 1: "So which one is he?!"
Girl 2: "The one with the gigantic jew fro!" *giggles*
Girl 1: "Oh, of course! Hurray for frofiling!"

3. Shady Guy: "Yo man, you want some weed?"
Guy with Fro: "No thanks...and that's fucking frofiling man"

by Backwards Anatomy September 5, 2009

Frodo Shit

A Frodo shit is one that destroys the ring

After eating nothing but pork and lard, my ring was destroyed by a Frodo shit

by signorpudgio November 22, 2011

frond

Slang for friend, used in the context of a "special" friend.

Gina and Lainie are my favorite fronds! They always make me laugh!

by kabby216 May 1, 2008

Frodo and Sam slam

What goes on in the Baggins Hobbit Hole behind closed circular doors.

Sam was kind of an indentured servant until he learned how to avoid using his teeth on Mr. Frodo during his "servitude" He was finally freed of his bondage but would live with the scars of the Frodo and Sam slam, as they called it in the shire.

by Felix the territorial cat, I'ma open up my bago tricks on y'ass! March 19, 2008

froad

-term labeling an amphibian that is not distinguishable between a frog or a toad

We saw a froad outside our door eating bugs.

by MegaDave July 17, 2003

frondle

the act of fondling and frolicking at the same time.
ie: flirting and touching at the same time as playing around

Frondling makes people horny.
He frondled me on his bed, while playing Mortal Combat.

by Ashleigh April 20, 2005